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小型室内酒店泳池中的照片级真实荒诞超现实喜剧场景。低成本现实环境：瓷砖泳池、金属扶梯、荧光灯、墙上的水深标记、白色塑料椅、背景中的自动售货机，以及几位穿着泳装随意围观的人。
一位美丽的年轻巨型女性浸在泳池中，水没到她的脖子和上胸部，仿佛她的身体无比巨大，占据了泳池的大部分空间。她有湿漉漉地向后梳拢的深色头发、富有表现力的眼睛、逼真的湿润皮肤，表情起初略带好笑，随后转为惊讶。与周围环境相比，她的脸和肩膀无比巨大。
一名身穿泳裤的正常体型成年男性小心翼翼地沿泳池扶梯向下走，就像刚要下水。他一只手拿着一个白色杯子。随着他逐级向下，画面清楚显示，由于这种离奇的比例错位，他正直接踩到巨型女性的脸上。他为了保持平衡，笨拙地踩在她的鼻子和脸颊上。
女性困惑地看着他，双眼朝他对视成斗鸡眼。男性脚下一滑，抓住她的鼻子保持平衡，随后滑向她张开的嘴。到 shot 结束时，他以一种荒唐而超现实的方式意外跌进她的嘴里。她看起来十分震惊。背景中的人们惊讶大笑。
Camera style:
像一段爆火的智能手机视频一样拍摄。略有手持晃动，但从泳池边拍摄的画面总体稳定。逼真的手机视频质感、轻微压缩痕迹、室内回声、自然的泳池倒影、可信的照明，不具电影感。整个场景应像某人偶然拍到的一段离奇真实视频。
Tone:
荒诞、滑稽、超现实且视觉冲击强烈——不血腥、不暴力、不恐怖。笑点来自不可能的比例和一本正经的真实感。
Action timing:
0–3s：展示室内泳池以及占据泳池大部分空间的巨型女性。男性开始沿扶梯向下爬。
3–7s：他继续向下，意外将一只脚踩在她的脸部/鼻子上。
7–11s：他失去平衡，抓住她的鼻子，滑向她的嘴。
11–15s：她惊讶地张开嘴，他跌入口中，旁观者作出反应。
Important details:
清晰呈现比例关系：巨型女性、微小男性、正常体型的背景人物。环境要真实且贴近现实。保持可信的水体互动和倒影。无血腥、无身体恐怖、无多余肢体、无畸形解剖结构、无故障式转场。原文提示词（English）
Photorealistic absurd surreal comedy scene in a small indoor hotel pool. Low-budget real-world environment: tiled pool, metal ladders, fluorescent lighting, depth markers on the wall, white plastic chairs, a vending machine in the background, and a few casually dressed people in swimwear watching.
A giant beautiful young woman is submerged in the pool up to her neck and upper chest, as if her body is enormous and fills most of the pool. She has wet slicked-back dark hair, expressive eyes, realistic wet skin, and a slightly amused then surprised expression. Her face and shoulders are huge compared to the rest of the environment.
A normal-sized adult man in swim trunks carefully walks down the pool ladder as if he is just entering the water. He holds a white cup in one hand. As he steps down, it becomes clear that because of the bizarre scale mismatch, he is stepping directly onto the giant woman’s face. He awkwardly steps on her nose and cheek while trying to keep balance.
The woman looks confused and cross-eyed toward him. The man slips, grabs at her nose for balance, and then slides toward her open mouth. By the end of the shot, he accidentally tumbles into her mouth in a ridiculous surreal way. She looks shocked. The people in the background react with surprise and laughter.
Camera style:
Recorded like a viral smartphone clip. Slight handheld movement, but mostly stable from the poolside. Realistic phone-video look, mild compression, indoor echo, natural pool reflections, believable lighting, not cinematic. The scene should feel like a bizarre real video someone captured by accident.
Tone:
Absurd, funny, surreal, and visually shocking — not gory, not violent, not horror. The humor comes from the impossible scale and the dead-serious realism.
Action timing:
0–3s: Show the indoor pool and the giant woman occupying most of it. The man starts climbing down the ladder.
3–7s: He continues stepping down and accidentally plants a foot on her face/nose.
7–11s: He loses balance, grabs at her nose, and slips toward her mouth.
11–15s: Her mouth opens in surprise, he tumbles into it, and the bystanders react.
Important details:
Keep the scale relationship very clear: giant woman, tiny man, normal-size background people. Keep the environment realistic and grounded. Preserve believable water interaction and reflections. No gore, no body horror, no extra limbs, no broken anatomy, no glitchy transitions.建议模型
Seedance 2.0
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